&& all the [hoes] on my WEENIE.

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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:32
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tbh i just want to be married to some impotent millionaire who buys me things and doesn’t mind who i fuck or what i do as long as i hug him while he cries about his mom or some shit all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise

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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:32
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amuzed1:

Just remembered it’s only Monday.

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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:31
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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:31
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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:30
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allthickwomen:

I think this is much worse than the first one

I CAN’T!!! Lol

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14 / 5 / 2013 @ 06:30
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loki-cat:

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thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

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